diff --git a/cmd/serve.go b/cmd/serve.go
index 3b98fc2b..b9806bdf 100644
--- a/cmd/serve.go
+++ b/cmd/serve.go
@@ -250,6 +250,7 @@ func execServe(c *cli.Context) error {
 
 	// Stripe things
 	if stripeSecretKey != "" {
+		stripe.EnableTelemetry = false // Whoa!
 		stripe.Key = stripeSecretKey
 	}